I’m selling my shirts at http://beastmodaldomains.spreadshirt.com/
All of the shirts are 26 bucks a piece (long sleeve and hoodies cost more). Multiple colors are available on the spreadshirt link, but below are the designs. Clicking on an image redirects your ass to the spreadshirt shop.
NEW TO THE BMD T-SHIRT SHOP:
Men’s and Women’s “STFU and lift some shit”. Are you sick of all this inspirational shit trying to infest your brain? I wish these bitches would just shut the fuck up and lift weights instead of spewing their menstrual nonsense everywhere. For those who don’t need fucking inspiration. Men’s design is available in multiple colors, American Apparel T shirts. Women’s design available in Anvil Spaghetti Tank and American Apparel T shirts (mulitple colors).
Men’s and Women’s BMD Competition Team: Team BMD logo on front, Deadlifting Bear on back. Men’s version is American Apparel Vintage T, Womens in a V-neck. All the Beastmodal Domains sponsored athletes will be wearing this at Regionals. By sponsored athletes, I mean dipshits who bought this shirt. Deadlifting Bear logo on the back.
Ladie’s “OvulateVictory”. From the “Motivational Crap is Stupid” post. Because as a lady, you get fucking annoyed with those “insprational broads”. Dumb sloots. Tell ’em to fuck off with a shirt that mocks them. Back logo inspired by the same company I made fun of in the post. American Apparel Slim Fit T. Available in 13 colors.
Men’s “EjaculateVictory” shirt. Why? Because men always one-up those innies (at everything, duh). American Apparel.
In response to me mocking Carey Kepler, Lean Lifting had this to say:
They’re right. “Bad Person” shirts in women’s and men’s sizes.
THE CLASSIC DESIGNS:
The Beastmodal Domains logo: a bear deadlifting your face off. Because fuck yeah. Order in any color, also available in Men’s 3x and 4x. All previous issues with spreadshirt screwing up the design and color options have been fixed. I have this shirt, and it looks bad ass. See picture below the design mock up. The shirt has actually leaped off my body and gotten chicks pregnant. True story.
Deadlift Bear T-shirt for ladies. A bunch of ovaries got together and decided to pressure me into giving them the bear logo on a shirt. As a married fella, I learned a while ago to just do as they say or they will not shut the fuck up. I’m not looking for trouble, ladies. Here’s your shirt, American Apparel Slim Fit.
Men’s Deadlifting Bear Zipper Hoodie – $45. HTFU on the front, Deadlifting Bear on back. Order in any color, all previous issues with spreadshirt screwing up the design and color options have been fixed.
Men’s HTFU American Apparel Zipper Hoodie – $45. HTFU on the front, BEASTMODALDOMAINS.COM on the back.
Men’s HTFU (harden the fuck up) American Apparel long sleeve T – $28. BEASTMODALDOMAINS.COM goes down the left sleeve. So if you get pulled over while wearing it, the cop will know you are a Grade-A Hard Cock. You’ll still get a ticket, though.
Fuck Yeah. Social Media or whatever. Don’t act like you don’t have a Facebook account, tough guy. This shirt is because I feel a little gay whenever I click that mincy little “like” button. American Apparel Vintage T.
CrossFit HQ stopped selling our INFIDEL shirts in exchange for “Reebok-does-an-impression-of-Lululemon” crap? No thank you. But I got you covered. A favorite among our troops who bust their asses disposing of international garbage.
Another version of the INFIDEL shirt, using an “Allah hu akbar” looking font. Fucking mujahideen. It looks cool and you don’t even have to pray 5 times a day.
The very popular testosterone diagram from Get Skronger Den a Muh: Volume II (Hormones). It’s accurate science straight from my brain. The pic of the shirt can’t show all the detail, but the real shirt is locked on. What are the benefits of testosterone? Learn:
Infidel Tank Top. By request, I made an INFIDEL shirt for the ladies. Maybe your sweet ass went downrange or maybe you’re supporting your boyfriend/husband/son/brother/whatever. Either way, fuck terrorists. If you’re not digging that color, there are other colors available.
I didn’t expect this one to actually sell, but it appears Aussies love this one. That might be because they’re manlier than the rest of the world. Except for one dude in America who has bought this one. Buy it and be “that guy”.
I’ll have more designs coming soon. If you have any specific requests of a design based upon something stupid I have said on the site that you would like to wear, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. I’ll make the magic happen for you. I might even make some of the retarded designs from my post: CrossFit Shirts No One Will Ever Wear.